Aliens!!! - September 1997 - by MrM

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I think I've seen an alien!
He picked me up last night.
He pulled his spacecraft up next to me
And offered me a ride!

He sat me right down next to him
And started doin' things...
I don't really want to mention them,
But - they felt REALLY strange.

Aliens are in my town!
Now I'm convinced they ARE around.
They'll "take you for a ride"
If you're not watchin'.
So keep your eye out just in case
You spy a ship from outer space...
Cuz I can tell you
Getting caught ain't much fun!

He took me into his back seat
(Which wasn't very long).
I thought he was being "nice" to me.
Boy - was I ever wrong!

He proceeded next to puncture me - (in the head!)
With a needle-like device.
I tried to run - I trid to scream
But much to my suprize...

He'd deactivated my voicebox
When he disconnected my eyes!
I never even saw it happen...
I guess that must be why!

I asked: "What are you doing?" (telepathically)
He thought back: "Not much of anything...
We're doing some unimportant research
We just need to take your brain!"

Aliens are in my town!
Now I'm convinced they ARE around.
They'll "take you for a ride"
If you're not watchin'.
So keep your eye out just in case
You spy a ship from outer space...
Cuz I can tell you
Getting caught ain't much fun.

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